March 15 2010

Funny

Aussie humour is breathtaking

These questions from citizens in various countries were posted on an Australian tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by officials who obviously have a great sense of humour.

Government plan to tackle feral fund managers

James Combes - The-Latest comedy writer

Last week the government announced that it had isolated the main concerns of the general public and written them all down in a nice Word Document. This document was promptly printed off onto some nice, expensive vellum paper, bound together, filed lovingly in a very shiny plastic wallet and lost on a train to Edinburgh.

What's the difference between a weasel and a fund manager?

James Combes - The-Latest comedy writer

The weasel is a long-tailed furry mammal of the genus Mustela, of the Mustiladae family. Weasels occur naturally all over the world, but are most commonly found in Priory Avenue, Bedford Park, Chiswick, UK.

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