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Californian urban rap star wannabe Kevin 'Khaos' is sensationally claiming on YouTube to be the father of 17-year-old Bristol Palin's unborn child. Bristol is the daughter of controversial Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Kevin, 21, of Los Angeles, says in a four minute 49secs video: "I really don't want to pull the race card at all but I really feel Palin is keeping me away from my child to keep her political career in good standing."

Stephanie Andrews

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, the woman's 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice.'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250.'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mother's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

Man: 'How much?'

Boy: '$750.'

Man: 'Fine.'

A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball.' The boy says, 'I can't. I sold them.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The son says,'$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm
going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again.'

Looters cleaned out an American man's home after people responded to a hoax ad on a classifieds website. Robert Salisbury was the victim of two false Craigslist postings that claimed he has been forced to leave the area suddenly and his belongings, including a horse, were free for the taking.

A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.

Researchers have found what they believe to be a demonstrable link between being struck with a banana cream pie and a sudden, significant drop in one's public standing.

It seems nothing is beyond the scope of conspiracy theorists on the internet like the supposed death more than 40 years ago of music superstar Paul McCartney.

Divorce is on the cards for a Chinese woman whose twins were fathered by two different men. Liu Yuan, of Nanjing city, says he noticed the difference between the babies the day they were born. Now he plans to divorce his wife.