My name is... Tony Blair and I am an... Image obsessor!
I have been everywhere... from Richard and Judy to the studio of children's TV such as Blue Peter.
I have been interviewed by everyone and I thrive on it! But the problem is I do not know what I am going to do when I leave Downing Street. How will I cope?
Cherie has told me that I must take up some hobby other than politics, but its not that easy ...
So I am here at this meeting today to work through my problem. Can you help me?
I am prepared to do anything to shake off this -
My name is David Cameron and I have recently become leader of the Tory Party.
The problem is I think I have become an Image Obsessor and I need advice on how to deal with it?
Can you help?
Recently I have changed the parties logo, as well as recruit new younger MP's and turned green.
Can you help me become blue again?
I am here today to shake off this disease, and it is imperative that I do it quickly before the next election.
I will do anything to be normal again ... well, almost anything!