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December 12, 2011

10 tips to survive your Xmas office party

Brian Moylan Sure, lots of people are cutting back and not throwing extravagant bashes for Christmas this year, but almost every company is going to have some sort of Holiday Party. Here are some...

We offer £50 for best Ryan Giggs soccer chant

Deborah Hobson and Our Own CorrespondentDisgraced soccer star Ryan Giggs is just hours away from stepping out in the European Champions League final following a failed court attempt to hide an alleged extra-marital affair. And freedom of expression loving ...

World league of evil dictators

James Combes - The-Latest comedy writerThere are many evil dictators in the world. They come in all shapes and sizes, do dastardly deeds and are generally very unpleasant.These despicable souls take away free milk at school, brainwash the public into think ...

Aussie humour is breathtaking

These questions from citizens in various countries were posted on an Australian tourism website and the answers are the actual responses by officials who obviously have a great sense of humour.Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it r ...

Government plan to tackle feral fund managers

James Combes - The-Latest comedy writer Last week the government announced that it had isolated the main concerns of the general public and written them all down in a nice Word Document. This document was promptly printed off onto some nice, expensive vell ...

What's the difference between a weasel and a fund manager?

James Combes - The-Latest comedy writerThe weasel is a long-tailed furry mammal of the genus Mustela, of the Mustiladae family. Weasels occur naturally all over the world, but are most commonly found in Priory Avenue, Bedford Park, Chiswick, UK. The comm ...

How to wreak revenge on junk mail and telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work!! They are: "Hold on, please..." Say this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately). This makes each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales will grind to a ...

It's hard work being the Mayor of London

David Cano Do you know who I miss? The old Boris Johnson, pictured right. Remember him? The bumbling, casually racist toff you couldn't help but love. Even when he did something terrible like, refer to black children as "picaninnies", all he ...

Concerns raised over Obama's aimless army of supporters

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Millions of activists who campaiged virtually non-stop for almost two years in America to get Barack Obama elected to the White House are now finding that his victory has left them ...

I'm the daddy of Palin's baby says Black rapper

Deborah Hobson - The-Latest EXCLUSIVECalifornian urban rap star wannabe Kevin 'Khaos' is sensationally claiming on YouTube to be the father of 17-year-old Bristol Palin's unborn child. Bristol is the daughter of controversial Republican vice p ...

A dark tale

Stephanie AndrewsA housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, the woman's 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has compan ...

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