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December 12, 2011

10 tips to survive your Xmas office party

Brian Moylan Sure, lots of people are cutting back and not throwing extravagant bashes for Christmas this year, but almost every company is going to have some sort of Holiday Party. Here are some...

Don't get too carried away at the seaside

Sun-worshippers visiting Jordan's premier holiday resort of Aqaba are left in no doubt that they shouldn't nod off while enjoying themselves.

Blood-sucking vampire moth is on the loose

Nearly 200 sightings have been made of a vampire moth in Finland - nothing to do with Eurovision song contest-winning monster group Lordi being based there, of course.Professor Kauri Mikkola writes in the June issue of the Finnish nature periodical Suomen ...

Cat-sized rats attack Florida resort

Wildlife officials in the heart of Grass Key, Florida, USA are frantically laying bait laced with poison in an attempt to wipe out a colony of huge African rats. U.S. federal and state officials are beginning the final phase of a two-year project to eradic ...

Cows that lay eggs

One in 10 eight-year-olds do not realise that pork chops come from pigs. And some even believe that cows lay eggs.A new survey also reveals that nearly two out of 10 children had no idea where yoghurt comes from. Eight per cent of youngsters did not realis ...

Prison guards foil bum theft

Laura WatsonCourt offiicials could not hide their laughter when they heard how a prisoner attempted to steal his doctor's mobile phone by hiding it in his bum. Ahmed Haden, 28, from Monmouth Road, East Ham, in east London, was serving a three month ...

Tropical Island Battles With Hand-Size Snails

Giant East African snails have invaded the Caribbean island of Barbados in swarms and are destroying farmers' crops of sugar cane, bananas and papayas. Islanders have asked for immediate government action.David Walrond, chairman of the local emergency ...

'Am I bovvered?' causes dictionary stir

Actor Catherine Tate's catchphrase 'bovvered' is to enter the dictionary. The mockney retort, made famous by Tate's cult character, Lauren, on British Tv has been named word of the year in The Language Report.Previous words of the year inc ...

Undertakers Vent Their Anger At Charity Man

  Funeral directors in southern Africa say they are sick to death of new anti-AIDS drugs made available by the generosity of the world's richest man. They say that business has hit rock bottom since billionaire Bill Gates came to the rescue in a ...

Football Tale That Takes Some Beating

A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Newcastle courtroom drama  when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in ...

Under Water 'World Record' For Journos

 Phil Simms Twenty-one Austrian journalists claim to have broken a world record after taking part in an underwater press conference. The reporters, clad in full diving gear, swam 16ft below the surface of the Traun Lake in their alpine country. &n ...

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